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a girl unknowingly eats a hotdog laced with semen
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Pier 39 San Francisco
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SatanVsGod’s advice to miss Sam’s bad breath problem
Dear SatanVsGod,
are you a satanist? I would like to seek your advice regarding bad breath. I brush my teeth 10 to 15 times a day then follow it up with a liter of listerine. My mouth still stinks. My boyfriend retreats everytime I pull out his dick for a blowjob and refuses to give me even a smack. Help!
-Sam, 26, call center agent.
Dear Sam,
what does religion have to do with your putrid mouth? yes i’m a satanist and i love satan. Are you happy now? On your bad breath problem; try gargling a liter of Petron XCS then set your filthy mouth on fire. If it still smells like shit, repeat the process 10 more times until you reach the 3rd degree burn level. Or baka naman you’re like one of those askals who eat tae na binalot sa dyaryo? Quit the habit dude. Or at least eat tae coming from posh subdivisions like ayala alabang or corinthian gardens.
-SatanVsGod, 25, Sex Therapist.
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Day 38 of Project 365 ”Dumbass Move”
This was my 1st dumb ass move to commute in America. I asked my cousin to drop me off at the train station in San Francisco and start an adventure of some sort on my own and get to Palo Alto in one piece. It was an epic fail. I couldn’t find the bus that i’m supposed to take and ended up calling my friend to pick me up. I didn’t know buses there leave every hour unlike here in Manila wherein buses are available 24/7.Dumb ass….
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(via papertissue)
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The Hedonic Treadmill
I came across the phrase Hedonic Treadmill today. It seem quite alien to me and I looked up the meaning.
Investopedia defined it as “The tendency of a person to remain at a relatively stable level of happiness despite a change in fortune or the achievement of major goals. According to the hedonic treadmill, as a person makes more money, expectations and desires rise in tandem, which results in no permanent gain in happiness”
The theory behind Hedonic Treadmill is not all that hard to understand. Human beings adapt to changes in the surrounding environment. So when your financial environment change, we quickly adapt. For example, if you are making say $ 5,000 a month and you can pay all your bill with some left over, if your income doubles to $ 10,000 overnight, you will be happy initially. After sometime, you get used the the $ 10,000 income per month lifestyle and the level of your happiness reverts back to the level when you are making $ 5,000.
Another way this works is if you have upgraded to a Mercedes Benz. You feel rich when you still frequent the place you used to frequent in your Honda. However once you park next to someone with a Ferrari, your Mercedes won’t give you the same prestige it gave you!
The Hedonic Treadmill theory is related to the Easterlin Paradox. Easterlin, an economist researched and found that international comparisons that the average reported level of happiness does not vary much with national income per person, at least for countries with income sufficient to meet basic needs.
So if more money doesn’t make you happier in the long run, then happiness is not something to be pursued. It is something the ensued from something else. The alternative is to be contented with what you have. Now, this can be a frightening thought. -
Day 38 of Project 365 “The Retard”
Meet Dinah. She’s a groupie of our band and she is mega retarded. I’d like to add a bit of humor to my posts as to get a few smiles, and even chuckles from my followers. Enjoy…………
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Canon’s after sale service sucks…..
check out the complaints… http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=199693620703&topic=16296
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A chat log between me and my sister
ME: anna(her good friend) reminds me a lot of you…she’s a lot more cooler than you though.
MY SISTER: why do you think is she cooler than me?
ME: well….because she appreciates my fart jokes,sex jokes, dying people/dead people jokes.. and also my fat people, ugly people and retarded people jokes.
MY SISTER: she’s just being nice and she is known to have a high tolerance for stupidity and morons.
ME: no. i think she truly appreciates my sense of humor. She almost peed her pants when i told her my new “tae” joke. I guess she has a special place for tae jokes in her heart.
MY SISTER: you’re effin’ gross…
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Hi Tumblr folks! I’m selling my Kenwood KRF-V5550D 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound Home Theatre System. 130w x 6 output.Comes with 2 main front speakers,2 rear surround speakers,1 centre speakers and a powerful sub woofer.The receiver has a built in sub woofer amp.In A1 condition and rarely used. Selling at P24,000 (neg). The unit is in my place in Sucat ,Paranaque. thanks!
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Day 37 of Project 365 ”Joy”
Meet Joy, an upcoming young singer trying to slug it out in manila’s ever competitive music scene. She’s an 18 year old student of PSBA taking up financial accounting. This is not a real photoshoot by the way so cut me some slack for the bad lighting. I just took out my cam, put on my portable strobe and 24-70 f2.8 lens and fired away. And for the tech heads out there, I shot this wide open at f2.8 at ISO 400.
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hi everyone! let's all help look for Richelle Delos Santos. Pls. ReBlog. Thanks!=) →
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Day 36 of Project 365 ”Viva Las Vegas”
This photo was actually taken a year ago right after our “Men of the 80’s” tour. The last stop of our tour was Vegas, Tropicana Hotel to be exact. When the producers asked us where we want to stay (and for sure, a suite at Ceasars Palace was out of the question) I immediately answered “Hooters Hotel!” Yeah, Hooters Hotel, the next best thing to a presidential suite at Ceasars…..
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Day 35 of Project 365 “True Faith”
I got to shoot True Faith live in Paranaque a few months back…Here’s Medwin Marfil singing “Ambon”, and as if on cue, it really did start to drizzle.
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Day 34 of Project 365 ”Jxx Doll”
My friend Olivia, proprietress of London based JulyTwenty arts,fashion & crafts store, asked me to shoot some dolls with her bags superimposed on it. The bags were shot a few months ago and are already posted on her website but she wanted to include dolls to make the presentation much more interesting. For this shot, I had to match the lighting I did on the bags and recreate it on the dolls so as to make the shot not look like much of a composite.
